I give

I give! I understand Trump is in negotiations with Ryan Seacrest to start a new series. "Keeping up with the United States".

1. Pilot, Beautiful Ivanka goes to Israel proclaiming her Judaism, as she negotiates the West Bank to Palestinians.

2. Donald's boys, Jr. & Eric are put in charge of parks and recreation. The show gets wacky when they find out hunting and killing mountain lions is actually Illegal.

3. Crazy Tiff trump "the un-spoken daughter"and her rich instagram group is put in charge of the FCC, where she discovers people actually pay for stuff.

4. Melania deals with a crazy 1st state dinner with Vladimir Putin. She and the White House chef, Paula Deen have a wacky time trying to get Putin's Russian favorites. Things get tense when Baked Alaska is served for dessert and Sara Palin jumps out to say "I've been watching you from my back yard!"

5. For April fools day Trump decides to see what would happen if he sends nuclear weapons to Japan and South Korea. Things really get nuts when Japan decides to Nuke China and the Presidents tie factory is in Jeopardy.

6. The President walks into the oval and silly Baron a "TREMENDOUS" prodigy, takes the nuclear football, hacks it, while he tells dad he's pissed at his Spanish teacher and is going to blow up Mexico.

That's just the first 100 days folks stay tuned for the mid-season replacement
"Hillary turns Alcatraz into a mega resort"

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