Roadside (A Novel by Scott Moss) Available on Amazon.com for your Kindle, IPad.

Great to be writing for the Patch again.

I wanted to let my readers know that I've writen a book. A novel to be more precise. It's called "Roadside" and is about a man who has a terrible accident and wakes up from a coma realizing sometime later that he has a new supernatural talent. He is able to see spirits by Roadside Memorials.

The novel revolves around his struggles to deal with this new talent and his short but very productive trips to heaven. He re connects with his long deceased Grandpa and together they make a great team.

The book is available on Amazon.com for your Kindle or iPad or computer. I hope you get it. I think you'll enjoy it.

Now most of you would believe that Roadside would be about my adventures as a prostitue on the roadsides of New Lenox. As pretty as I am I can see that. The outfits I wear (lots of boas, low cut tops and short shorts) flatter me quite nicely. Unfortunatley, a book of that nature would be way to racy.

Also, I have so many clients (mainly lonely housewives and Jennifer Love Hewitt) that if the book came out it could cause quite an uproar in the community and i'm not a sqeeler. So I'll just stick to the book I've already written.

Now that all of you will have the picture of me standing at the roadside in a boa, low cut top and short shorts stuck in your head for the rest of the day I'll leave you with your thoughts.