Rub a Dub Dub, No Fun in the Tub

Two men expecting a night of bought-and-paid-for romance with three women at a private sex club in Midlothian last week found themselves telling a sorry tale to cops after an underwater discovery in the hot tub.

Turns out, one of those three women was transgender, and that soured the entire evening.

The men told police they found the trio on a website and offered each $75 for sex. They got a room at Aura, a romantic hot spot on Cicero Avenue in Midlothian that boasts “mind-blowing suites.” The women denied they were hired help, telling the cops they met the men at a nearby nightclub. One of the men told police he was in bed with one woman as the others got into the hot tub. In the tub, his pal figured out one of the gals was transgender.

His mind blown, the man claimed he tried to get out of the tub and back out of the deal, but the woman struck him. Then he ran to his car to hide. The women told police the man hit first, unprovoked.

Sans clothing, the trio left the room and waved down a passing police car.

The cops told the naked women to put on their clothes, but didn’t arrest anyone. Whose story would you believe?