Man Distracts Lover's Lane Employees, Swipes Penis Pump: Report

OAK LAWN, IL — A frequent customer of a lingerie store distracted employees and stole a penis pump, police said.

Oak Lawn police went to Lover’s Lane, 10420 S. Cicero Ave., around 4:30 p.m. Oct. 17 for a report of a retail theft. Employees told police that a man who they recognized as coming to the store before asked about a hydro pump, a device used to enlarge the penis.

While employees were distracted, reports said the man took the pump from the store and left. He was described as being in his 40s with a large keloid on his chin. Store management said it would sign a complaint if the man is found.