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Attention Men: Valentine’s Day is Upon Us

Attention Men: Valentine's Day is Upon Us -- Know the date: Thursday, Feb. 14.

Attention: Men. Valentine’s Day is upon us says J. Robin Yelverton, Society of American Florists. This annual celebration of love and romance has its origins in mystery, confusion, and dark secrets; lives lost in the pursuit of love, secret messages much like the modern day dating scene.  So, with all this confusion and drama, how is a soldier supposed to come out of it, with his dog tags intact and his girl still talking to him? Well Private, follow these basic strategies and there’s a darn good chance she will blow a kiss your way.

When she says, “You don’t have to do anything special for me”: IT’S A LIE. Do not fall for this insidious trap. It is code speak. Know the date: Thursday, Feb. 14. Contact Winfield Flower Shoppe and have flowers delivered to her workplace. Fact: The more women that see your flowers and comment positively on them means you have a darn good chance she will blow a kiss your way.   And, don’t forget, most women prefer cool funky colored roses to red. Get your Romeo on by placing a single red rose right in the middle of an arrangement of novelty colored ones as a symbol of your love.

For more information contact Winfield Flower Shoppe -- Located at ~ 0s118 Winfield Rd. ~ Winfield, IL. 60190 to see the great variety of flowers and plants available.  Call 630-668-8460 or order online at their website ~ www.winfieldflorist.com


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