Prepare yourselves for the least/most sexy St. Patrick's day party you'll ever attend! The mission is simple: intoxicate yourself to the max and wear your finest formal party attire (tuxedo/suit/cocktail dresses/ etc...) Dress up to make up for the lack of class that you...r mouth, body, and brain will expose to the world that night. The best part about this contest is that WE ALL WILL WIN and it will turn into one sexy lucky drunk techno fest. OH AND DANCE YOUR ASSES OFF.
The techno music will be provided by........
KINKY KYRO
TREY LATRASH
DR. NAVARRO
CHAZZYBEAR
JUSTIN TIME
Special video presentation by STEWARDESSES all night.
and expect to get a visit from CHER NOBLE AND THE GENDERNAUTS.
THIS SHOW IS 21+ AND FREE<<<<<FREE<<<<FREE<<<<FREE
We will be starting the show early this time because we will all probably be drunk the entire day. So come out at 8 and TECHNO WITH US!!
We are bringing JUSTIN TIME'S infamous wall of sound back for another ear raping experience.
-We will also be giving out a shitload of free tickets for BOOTYTRONIC'S ELECTRIC VEISHEA>>COMING IN APRIL ON CAMPUS.
*I feel that I need to say this as a disclaimer. We want people to get really drunk and party with us but to not be an idiot while doing so. Please don't ruin it for everyone by being a dumb drunk asshole. Don't drink and drive and know your limits.