Best of West Des Moines Craigslist: Dating Isn’t Working, Toe Flossing, Nudist Seeking Roommate and Naked Frisbee

Finally, an answer.

Craigslist dating isn’t working out so well for these two who encountered one another at the Walmart Super Center in West Des Moines.

The pursuer: “J, you and I talk whenever I come in for provisions. There has been some flirting in the past, the last time I was in was just a few days ago. And I can not get your smile and eyes off my mind. This last time I talked to you right after checking out and I was complaining to you about something, and you told me that is just wasn't worth it. Email me back with what I was complaining about. Looking forward to hopefully seeing a reply.”

Pursued: “This IS J. I am not interested. Didn't you see the ring? Or did you think that it was purely there as a deterrent? Married. Thanks. “

This might work out. The T-shirt gave him hope.

You’re not him, but you’ll do.

This sounds more like stalking than dating. Just what was he monitoring with the clipboard?

This guy doesn’t want to date. He wants to rumble.

When they’re not talking about dating, they can be super gross. Toe flossing? Really? Ew.

They want to get naked, too, perhaps while toe flossing.

A nudist is looking to rent a room and he’ll move to Iowa to find it:

“Hi there, I am a single 36 year old male, an amateur body-builder, model, and self-employed looking to pay anywhere from 800-900 for a room in your home. I am a Nudist and would like to find somebody who is also a nudist or at least comfortable with nudity. A shared bath is ok too and a female is preferred. I am hardly home due to working out of town a lot, so this can be an ideal situation for someone wanting the perfect roommate situation. I am open to moving anywhere in the state. Please leave a number in first E-mail so we can talk asap. Thank you.”

He probably wouldn’t be opposed to naked Frisbee.

The Frisbee has been everywhere, man, so West Des Moines certainly isn’t out of the question. We’re talking naked Frisbee, stoned Frisbee, Frisbee in the morning, Frisbee in the evening, Frisbee at suppertime ...

Oye. It’s gone now.

Our Frisbee-less poster notes: “That Frisbee, which I often referred to as ‘frizzle’ or ‘frizzle dizzle (fo shizzle)’ was much loved and put euphoric smiles on many people's faces (mostly my own). It traveled everywhere with me. It lived in my backpack as I traveled around the world because I knew there would always be a great opportunity for Frisbee. That Frisbee has been the source of many great experiences, now memories ...

“So if it's you who found it, let me know so that I know it's going on to a better place.I hope you were happy to find it. I love when you find something – especially when it's full of love and magic and most importantly, potential for fun!”