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Zombie Barbie on the Loose: The Story Continues

At last update, Barbie she was a full-blown Zombie on the loose in West Des Moines and apparently shedding body parts.

And then what happened?

Is she terrorizing Valley Junction?

And where is Ken in all of this?

Find out what's happening in West Des Moinesfor free with the latest updates from Patch.

Find out what's happening in West Des Moinesfor free with the latest updates from Patch.

“Fresh out of college, Barbie's first job was as a web designer for West Des Moines Patch....”

“Then she met O.J.”

“The solemn service and burial was on Sunday, when we laid her 6 inches under. But by Monday morning, Zombie Barbie had busted through the coffin, dug her way up, and her head ascended above the ground... Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

“... Barbie's head has to be hunted down and smashed to keep her from coming back to life as a zombie that could terrorizes Valley Junction.”


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