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Today's riddle: Why did the chicken go to the gym? 🤔 (Answer below!)
1. East Jefferson property transfers for Aug. 21-26, 2026. See a list of home and other sales. (nola.com) — Recent property transfers show what homes and lots are actually selling for across East Jefferson, with a long list of Metairie addresses and prices. From Bissonet and Bonnabel to Oaklawn and Savannah Ridge, you can see how much neighbors paid or received, offering a real‑time snapshot of Metairie's housing market and high‑end sales.
2. Georgia man convicted by Jefferson Parish jury of six rapes in 1986 cold case (nola.com) — A Jefferson Parish jury has convicted a 60-year-old man of six rapes committed in Metairie and River Ridge in 1986, crimes that terrorized local women for decades. Cold-case detectives used preserved biological evidence and modern DNA testing to link him to the attacks, and he now faces six mandatory life sentences, with formal sentencing set for Sept. 14.
3. Deputies: Metairie road rage shooter's actions deemed 'justified'; no charges filed (fox8live.com) — A woman was critically injured in a road rage shooting at Clearview Parkway and Airline Highway in Metairie, along a route many residents drive daily. Jefferson Parish deputies say the shooter's actions were legally justified and filed no immediate charges, leaving neighbors seeking answers as the case heads to the district attorney for further review.
4. Ways to Make Money Investing in Metairie, LA (offthemrkt.com) — If you're considering putting down roots or money in Metairie, this piece walks through why the suburb's location near New Orleans, highways, and the airport makes it attractive for investors. It focuses especially on buying rental properties and using property managers to turn Metairie real estate into long-term income without taking on all the day‑to‑day work yourself.
5. Man arrested after crashing into 4 patrol cars during brief chase from Metairie Target (nola.com) — Deputies arrested a Metairie man accused of hitting four patrol cars while fleeing a trespassing complaint at the Target on Clearview Parkway. The brief chase stayed around the Metairie shopping area, and no injuries were reported, though the suspect now faces multiple charges and a six‑figure bail at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center.
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