Live Tweeting Hot People Breaking Up at a Coffee Shop

What are the odds that I would be placed in a position to live tweet more terrible relationship activities mere weeks after being witness to the worst first date of all time?  

Slim to none right?  Well, I must have been a really good, yet nosey boy this year, because I was in a position once again to Live Tweet someone else's terrible situation and didn't pass that opportunity up.  This time I had actually sat down to write at Daily Grind in Fells Point when magic happened.

I initially thought that this was a horrifically boring first date between two model looking people, but, out of the blue came break-up talk.  What ended up happening was a back-and-forth 'end of a relationship' chat where the guy was a jerk and the woman put him in his place.  He makes a poor effort to preserve his dignity, but it's a fail.  

SPOILER ALERT:  He loses in the end.

And without further adieu, I present to you, the Live tweets of a hot couple breaking up.  

I probably should have been unbiased, but it seemed like the guy, who looked like an Abercrombie ad, was at fault, so I immediately sided with the woman, who verbally put boots to asses on this guy.

For Reference Here they are.  I had to ugly them down with my face for legal purposes, but they only went from like 9's to 8.5's... cough...see photo.

If you vote Team Guy, and I don't know why you would, I would recommend this as your reading background music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLxd9DVnylg

If you vote Team Girl, I would recommend this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foaLW5DGhpI

TimRunsHisMouth 2:45PM: Does it get any more boring on a date than hearing the step-by-step process by which someone received their passport?

TimRunsHisMouth 2:46PM: I wont live tweet a bad date again, I WONT Live tweet a bad date again... Oh dammit...

TimRunsHisMouth 2:47PM: Guy to Girl, "I feel like the protagonist in most children's books wears red in a sea of gray." #deepthoughts

TimRunsHisMouth 2:49PM: I feel like the goal of this date is to bore the otherperson to sleep. LOOOOONG Periods of silence and staring.

TimRunsHisMouth 2:49PM: Guy to Girl after long period of silence, "I watched Harry Potter Twice this weekend, Friday Night and Last Night" #winning

TimRunsHisMouth 2:50PM: Girl to Guy, "I had a dance party Friday Night at 3am by myself."#matchmadeinheaven

TimRunsHisMouth 2:51PM: Why an alone-time dance party on Friday Night you ask? "I was supposed to go bowling, but my friends were sick"#ithoughtmylifesucked

TimRunsHisMouth 2:52PM: Oh no. This is a BREAK UP.... NOT A FIRST DATE! "I don't know if you and I are ready for each other for the long term." Guy to Girl

TimRunsHisMouth 2:53PM: I just want to point out that Daily Grind in Fells Point is a fantastic coffee shop to not break up in.

TimRunsHisMouth 2:54PM: "I just think it's ridiculous that you are telling me you bought me a Christmas Gift when you know we're broken up" Girl to Guy

TimRunsHisMouth 2:55PM: "Thanks for making plans for us when we are broken up... that's really F****n nice... we don't even text." Girl to Guy #livetweet #breakup

TimRunsHisMouth 2:56PM: These people who are breaking up are like 300x more attractive than me.

TimRunsHisMouth 2:57PM: "I just wasn't sure what we should do." -Guy "This conversation is basically bull at this point." -Girl #Boom

TimRunsHisMouth 2:58PM: "I dont want to be with a person who is disrespectful to me" -Girl This woman needed to talk to the Live First Date Tweet Woman #winning

TimRunsHisMouth 3:00PM: "You really need to think before you talk. I called you and you asked me 'Do You Wanna Talk?' Of Course Idiot! " -Girl #LayingtheSmackDown.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:02PM: If she finds out I'm live tweeting her break up, She's going to snap my neck. I'm all about her standing up for herself.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:02PM: So, without giving details...the guy would mock her and come down in front of her in front of her friends and family.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:04PM: Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Male Abercrombie models are assholes. Stick with normal guys.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:04PM: Now the guy is struggling to come up with excuses as to why he was upset at her. She's smacking him to hell.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:05PM: "You have to think about the other person. You're all about yourself." -Girl to Guy I feel like I've been told the same thing #shame

TimRunsHisMouth 3:06PM: "One sorries, Two sorries, however many sorries. I've had enough." -Girl She needs to stomp out now to finish this, but she's too nice.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:06PM: Sorries is the plural of Sorry. And if not, it is now. Don't correct me.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:08PM: "I was just putting myself out there and you walked all over me" -Girl She needs to walk out on top. Leave Now! You've got this!

TimRunsHisMouth 3:09PM: "Not that I thought this would turn into something, but these are the things I think about. You're not the only one here." -Girl #winning

TimRunsHisMouth 3:10PM: "If this doesnt feel right for me, then I guess it wont work." -Guy who apparently isn't following my concise tweets from the girl.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:12PM: "I want to tell you everything's gonna be ok, but it's not." -Guy Duh dude. Live Tweeting the Break Up.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:14PM: "I like making other people happy, you dont." -Girl. Keeps digging that knife in.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:15PM: "I accommodate your schedule, I make you dinner, I'm nice to your friends, I try to be nice, I try to come to your stuff." -Girl

TimRunsHisMouth 3:15PM: "I try to come to your stuff too" -Guy "You don't though, because you shut off to me" -Girl #Ineedtomeetastrongwomanlikethis

TimRunsHisMouth 3:19PM: "You stare at me blankly half the time, like I'm speaking crazy talk...even in front of your friends." -Girl

TimRunsHisMouth 3:21PM: How many times can a woman hear the old "I can be better," line from a guy?

TimRunsHisMouth 3:23PM: "I have your navigation system, I can give it back to you." -Guy "I don't need it" -Girl "What if you're walking around the city?" #idiot

TimRunsHisMouth 3:24PM: Who says 'navigation' instead of GPS? Abercrombie models use classier words than me.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:27PM: Silence befalls the table adjacent to mine. The Abercrombie looking guy stares blankly at his now ex-gf and ponders his nextpose. #letigre

TimRunsHisMouth 3:28PM: Post-Silence: "Alright, well let's meet up...in like a day" -Guy WHAT????!?!?!?

TimRunsHisMouth 3:29PM: "This sucks" -Guy Sometimes it takes watching a douchebag lose a good woman to realize how much of a douchebag you are. #introspection

TimRunsHisMouth 3:30PM: Right.... but I'm still going to keep live tweeting this awkward moment champ.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:31PM: "My mom is going to be upset." -Guy "I'm just telling you there aren't girls like me in this city" -Girl...WHO IS CORRECT. #uglybaltimore

TimRunsHisMouth 3:33PM: She brought Christmas gifts for his family too? Jeebus she's a nice person.... well today... She might kill babies when not dumping people

TimRunsHisMouth 3:34PM: Have to go to the bathroom. Going to ask them to watch my stuff for me...and try not to laugh while doing it.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:36PM: They did a good job. Nothing was stolen. In other news, one of us didn't wash his hands....

TimRunsHisMouth 3:40PM: Ok AND I just burst into laughter seeing the guy look as emotional as he can while listening to Eric Carmen's All By Myself

TimRunsHisMouth 3:42PM: And they just left..silently. The Abercrombie guy blankly staring off. In fairness, he might be smart... yeah right.

TimRunsHisMouth 3:45PM: Here...this very spot...is where love died. Or something. Happy HOLIDAYS! (photo in media section)

TimRunsHisMouth 3:47PM: Ok What the hell was I intending to do today?

TimRunsHisMouth 3:49PM: Oh and one more thing, unlike the livetweet of the worst first date, this Woman needed no pep talk. She knew she was above it.