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Self Defense for the Coming Zombie Apocolypse!

Join us for a fun workshop that will help prepare you to protect yourself, your family and friends against zombies.

Instead of trying to settle the age-old argument about whether slow zombies or fast zombies are the scariest, we will give you the tools you need to defend against both.

Use the controlled movement, mental concentration and redirection skills of tai chi with slow zombies. Use the power, agility, fluidity and footwork of northern shaolin kung fu against fast zombies.

This workshop will cover what you need to do to prepare for the coming apocolyse, how to avoid zombie encounters, and the best methods for taking out zombies while reducing your chances of becoming one yourself.

Physical activity will be involved so wear loose, comfortable clothing suitable for active movement (athletic pants and a t-shirt) and bring a water bottle. (bottled water and gatorade available for purchase at the workshop)

Schedule:

ZOMBIFYING SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKE-UP SESSION
3:30-4:30pm
Only 4 spots available
Be Zombified!

Professional movie make-up effects artists will give you “the look” you’ve always wanted (For zombie self-defense workshop participants only).

Jing Ying Students:  $25 per person
Non-students:         $30 per person

ZOMBIE SELF-DEFENSE WORKSHOP
4:00-5:30pm

Learn special self-defense techniques against zombies in this fun workshop and role-play with the "zombies".

Jing Ying students: $20 per person
Non-students:        $25 per person

OPTIONAL PIZZA AFTERWARDS (optional)
Bring some $$, and we'll go out for pizza after the workshop.

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