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Self Defense for the Coming Zombie Apocolypse!

Join us for a fun workshop that will prepare you to protect yourself, your family and friends against zombies.

Instead of trying to settle the age-old argument about whether slow zombies or fast zombies are the scariest, we will give you the tools you need to defend against both.

Use the controlled movement, mental concentration and redirection skills of tai chi with slow zombies. Use the power, agility, fluidity and footwork of northern shaolin kung fu against fast zombies.

This workshop will cover what you need to do to prepare for the coming apocalypse, how to avoid zombie encounters, and the best methods for taking out zombies while reducing your chances of becoming one yourself.

You will get good information that will help you prepare for most disaster/emergency situations and you will learn practical self-defense techniques that are effective against any attacker, not just zombies.

Physical activity will be involved so wear loose, comfortable clothing suitable for active movement such as athletic pants and a t-shirt. Bring a water bottle. (Bottled water and gatorade are available for purchase at the workshop).


Register on-line at: 

 http://www.bitly.com/Zombie_Self_Defense

 Must be 11 or older except for existing Jing Ying students with prior approval.

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