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📰 News we're reading
• Only Yvan Kemajou Until Penn State Football (blackshoediaries.com) — A standout from Paint Branch High School in Burtonsville, defensive end Yvan Kemajou is emerging as a key piece of Penn State's defense heading into his sophomore season. After being thrust into action as a true freshman, he delivered solid production and now enters 2026 as a foundational EDGE rusher coaches are counting on.
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Firefighters rescue two dogs, one resuscitated, from a Germantown townhome fire that originated from the stovetop. 11:32AM on Aug 17: Montgomery County fire officials report that a blaze originating from the stovetop in a Germantown townhome's kitchen led to… (Nextdoor )
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🗞 Nearby News
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Roggenart To Open New Headquarters, Central Commissary In Columbia (patch.com)
Wheaton
The Once-Popular 1950s Hot Dog Chain Known For Its Beer-Steamed Franks (thedailymeal.com)
R.I.P.: Barry Richards, Well-Known D-C Area Radio Personality (blogspot.com)
Book Tutoring Services in Silver Spring, MD with Zully A. from $40 (care.com)
Book Pet Care Services in Silver Spring, MD with Sara Z. from $25/hr (care.com)
Judge sentences man to 98 days in prison after shooting at Blake High School (wtop.com)
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