Crime & Safety
WEIRD NEWS: The Special Nasty, Rotten, Had-Enough-of-This-Winter-Already Snow-Day Edition
People and animals doing stupid things — and more. Just because.
The good news: You likely have the day off.
The bad news: You can't go anywhere.
So, we're dragging out a special edition of Weird News, all the criminal insanities, animal absurdities and — wherever we can find them in the archives — naked people doing stupid things.
Here you go: A little something to warm the heart.
Weird News: Outrageous Labor Day Edition - Fart Spray Injuries, Bar Gets Bombed. Need We Say More?
Nudist Camp Activity Exposed, Mom Sues Over Birthday Party: Weird Md. News
Puppy Bought With Stolen Credit Card, Woman Injured by Charging Cow, No Twerking Allowed: Weird Maryland News
Maryland Weird News: Car vs. House, Art with Tongue in Cheek
Birdman, Machetes and Dumb Burglars: Maryland's Weird News
Officer Shoots Dog; EMT Assaulted; Phantom Earthquake: Weird Maryland News
Crab Feast But Not What You Think, When Mailboxes Explode, Car vs. Railing: Weird Maryland News
MD Weird News: ‘Mothra’ Returns, Boy Born in Car
These Americans Run from Dunkin, Chicken and Lice? Weird Maryland News
Road Rage Smiley Face, Mummies Tell Tales, Running from Robbers: Maryland Weird News
Burglary Bender, Hot Husband, Pet Palooza: Weird Maryland News
Fake Drug Study, School Cancels Snow Days, Police Threaten Videographer: Weird Maryland News
Phony Apple Products Sold in Annapolis, The Dog Did It: Maryland Weird News
Haunted Attraction Comes Back to Life, 10-Foot Pasta, CrunchDaddy Popfest: Weird Maryland News
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