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  • Edgewater woman's in-flight behavior prompts FBI review

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• Edgewater Woman Accused Of Masturbating On Miami-Bound Flight (patch.com) — Edgewater residents are learning that a 46-year-old local woman is accused of masturbating on a September American Airlines flight from Baltimore to Miami, after allegedly drinking heavily during a delay. Miami-Dade deputies met the plane, documented witness accounts and her intoxication, then forwarded the case to the FBI, which has not commented on the ongoing investigation.
   

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