MANICOTTI: Small Critter of the Week

Do you see what I'm reduced to? I really think these people who work at the shelter must be nuts or something. Nice, but nuts. They put a Santa hat on me and put a garland around my neck! Do you believe that? Don't they know I'm a dignified bunny?

Hi, I'm Manicotti, and I'd much prefer spending the holidays with a warm, breathing, treat-dispensing, toy-opening, human to call my very own. Please come and fix this problem for me IMMEDIATELY!

Adoption Fee: $25