OSWALD: Critter of the Week at the Humane Society of Harford Cnty

Dear Diary,

I just found out I can write, pretty cool. I have completed my morning task of flicking tiny pieces of food all over the bottom of my cage. Now I wait for the people here to come and clean it all up. They give me a fresh bowl of food and tomorrow, I will start again.

Sometimes I get food in my water. I like watching them change it and then when they start to walk away, I flick food in it. The faster you do it, the funnier the humans react. This never gets old.

They keep mentioning this word adoption. Apparently, this is a good thing and means I'll have a human all my own. Diary, people should send an email to adopt@harfordshelter.org to get an appointment to see me. I'll keep you posted.

Til tomorrow, Oswald

Adoption Fee: $10