Today's riddle: What do you call a one-legged Big Foot? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Family Storytime Boonsboro Free Library, 401 Potomac Street, Boonsboro 11:00 am
Fall Fest 2026 → South Mountain Creamery, 8305 Bolivar Rd, Middletown 12:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Looking for someone that can put a heavy hanging picture wire on the back of this portrait of our dog. It is a pastel painting with a heavy frame and needs gentle care. If a professional shop established maybe I can leave it for a few days but if an… (Nextdoor Myersville)
Giant Food posted a job opening for PT Service Clerk - Bake Off - 0349 in Frederick. Apply here.
Constellation Energy posted a job opening for Stationary Engineer I-Fort Detrick in Frederick. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Myersville here.
🗞 Nearby News
Boonsboro
New reservoir showing results in Boonsboro (localnews1.org)
High school scores and standings from Sept. 21-26 (localnews1.org)
Academy for Excellence Celebrates 2026 Graduates (mdcounties.org)
Frederick
Corvette Delivery Dispatch with National Corvette Seller Mike Furman for Sept 27 (corvetteblogger.com)
Frederick County Work Force Services Job Hunt September 28, 2026 (wfmd.com)
Clutch announce new album and share video for title track "Wasted Lands" — LiveWire Music (livewiremusic.org)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Hop Squatch! (Thank you Terri R. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!