Saturday: Humid with rain and a t-storm, with a high of 76 and low of 67 degrees.
Sunday: Warmer with a stray t-storm, temps: high: 86, low: 61. 🌶 Hot!
Monday: Partly sunny with a shower, with a high of 83 and low of 60 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Turnstile Reimagine Never Enough With A Fascinating Crew Of Contributors (stereogum.com) — Upper Marlboro gets a quick shoutout as home to death metal veterans Dying Fetus, who appear alongside Elton John and other big names on Turnstile's upcoming reimagined album NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS. The project spotlights many Baltimore-area artists and arrives later this month, tied to the band's extensive fall tour.
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GWRCCC and The Code for Change hosted the 1st Annual Future Green Leaders STEM Camp on August 20, 2026, at Timbrel Centre, District Heights, Maryland. Thirty-nine (39) students from schools in Maryland and Washington, D.C. attended the event. The students learned about environmental issues, green… (Nextdoor Parkside at Westphalia)
UPDATE: I found the owner she lived behind my house so the dog has been returned to the owner. Thanks for your support. I have someone's dog on New Orchard Place. Very friendly. Please reach out if he's yours. (Nextdoor New Orchard Dr)
County of Prince George's Maryland posted a job opening for Senior Mail Services Operator in Upper Marlboro. Apply here.
Weis Markets, Inc. posted a job opening for Grocery Sales Associate in Upper Marlboro. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Upper Marlboro here.
🗞 Nearby News
Largo
Still Closed: Largo's $10 Million Plaza, Two and a Half Months Later (mdbaynews.com)
UPDATE: Former Police Officer Sentenced to 6 Months for Insurance Fraud Scheme (smnewsnet.com)
District Heights
$100K Winning Lotto Ticket Helps District Heights Retiree Pay Down Debt (patch.com)
St. John Properties JV Delivers First Phase of Melford Mansions Multifamily in Bowie, MD (cremarketbeat.com)
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