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You won't want to miss Delegate Nkongolo Meet and Greet on the Upper Marlboro Patch calendar

Monday September 7th Patch AM (Patch graphic)

Hi there, Upper Marlboro! We've got your morning read ready! Read on to stay connected. β˜€οΈ

Coming up on the calendar:

  • Delegate Nkongolo Meet and Greet at Promise Landing Farm, Inc
  • KWPP Info Session
  • Speed Dating / Singles age 30-50+ / MD

... and check out 9 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the fish blush ? πŸ€” (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Monday: Plenty of sun, with a high of 81 and low of 59 degrees.
  • Tuesday: Mostly sunny, temps: high: 84, low: 63.
  • Wednesday: Partly sunny and very warm, with a high of 89 and low of 71 degrees. 🌢 Hot!

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: It saw the ocean's bottom! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!)
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