Your Lucky Brand Jeans Day; Come Slither

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Every time he came near you, you moved away, but he wants you to contact him

Some of us swear by online dating. Others have romantic thoughts of catching someone's eye on the street, or in a cafe. This man in Framingham has "always dreamed of meeting a beautiful woman like you in a supermarket." This is who "you" are: you were picking up some fruit and "other healthy things for lunch." "You walked the other way every time I tried to approach you...(probably would've said something stupid anyway so I was a little apprehensive). Then I saw you again in the parking lot you walked all the way across the parking lot with your shopping cart and ignored me I think. Wow, you are beautiful and look good in those jeans! tell me what kinda car you drive or the colors in your hair... so I know it's you." While you wanted nothing to do with him in the market, perhaps you'll jump at the opportunity to connect through a post from an anonymous person who was ogling you.

You've lost that loving feeling, "Director P."

In Framingham, you, a woman, used to work with a guy and go out for coffee and lunch. You're together again, working, and "barely say hello." This guy wants to know, what gives, P?

Today's your lucky day .. your Lucky Brand Jeans day, specifically

Lucky Brand Jeans is holding an open house and job fair at the Natick Mall on April 11 from 4-6 p.m., looking to hire management and sales associate positions. Since this is an on the spot interview, bring a resume.

He can't take the snake overseas

Someone in Milford is looking for a home for his ball python, which is nearly three feet long. He does not know if it is a male or female, but comes with a cage and all accessories, and we all know wild animals love to slink about in confined spaces.