Guy Needs Date to Brad Paisley; Man Has Foot Fetish; Bag of Golf Clubs Falls Out of Truck

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Couches for free, if you can bear to look at it

A person in Holliston is parting with two couches that were popular, quite possibly, for a few weeks in the early '90s. Maybe. Both, which are in good condition and do not smell of smoke or pets, would be "great with a slipcover" and are "very comfortable." You've got to pick them up.

Did you happen to pick up a full set of golfclubs, in a bag?

Yeah, someone is missing those. A person driving a truck near the Northborough/Berlin town line (the Solomon Pond area) returned home to find the tailgate opened, and the clubs nowhere to be found. In the event that two people lost a full bag of golf clubs near Solomon Pond, here is a description: Ram brand irons and bag; Taylor Made woods, Taylor Made driver. There's a reward for their safe return.

Why do you deserve a free Brad Paisley ticket?

A guy in the area has an extra ticket to the Brad Paisley show at the Comcast Center on May 17. The problem? He hasn't found anyone to go with, and would like to find a lovely lady to sit next to him in these "pretty sweet seats." You needn't pay for the ticket, or even drive together. Just meet him at the venue, and buy him one brew. You just have to message him and tell him why you deserve the ticket.

Model and get a haircut for free, but it's got to be short

A local hairstylist is leading some classes on short women's cuts, as well as men's cuts. The stylist is looking for models who are willing to come to salons in Framingham or Westborough on Thursdays to model for these cuts.

Can you make a Whole Foods run for this person, who is in upstate NY?

This person lives in upstate New York, but is looking to connect with someone in MetroWest Boston to pick up a few items from Whole Foods and ship them to her. We're assuming the items do not include milk or fresh fish.

Discreet male looking for an amateur with finesse and fine feet 

A "totally normal, clean, pleasant and respectful discreet male," who is 41 and in the MetroWest area, is looking for a women not younger than 25 but not older than 60 to gently rub her smooth, pedicured feet on his face and shoulders for once a week indefinitely. Please, he says, no pros, no drama or wasters of time.

Missing cat in Marlborough

A person in Marlborough is still missing a pet cat. While there is not much information in the post, we have attached the photo.