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People's Revolutionary Fact Committee finds curious Demographic
Serious demographic studies revealed.
Our committee, a subsidiary of the well known Academic Enterprises, Ltd., has observed very predictable demographic patterns in the display of pro/anti casino lawn signage.
We invite others, who have the perspicacity to draw logical conclusions, to comment on the undeniably basic demographics inherent in these displays.
Our esteemed leader and savant, Carl Berke, has brought to our attention the following:
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1) Signage colors. The antis seem to be more hip than the pros. The pro's colors are indicative of a weak character and perhaps a bit of foreign allegiance. Don't they realize that their party is mostly composed of super nativists and that French Fries are unpatriotic? French Blue, or even Prussian Blue, is an insult to good old red, white and Royal blue. This Committee is demanding a new color combination in their place. How about a kind silvery grey background with unmistakeably shaded green letters. Pyramids with eyes could be a symbol thereon and little flag lapel pins on the corners.
2) The 4-5 locations are further evidence of a certain economic status of the baby blue displayers. They are at homes with no lawns and a lot of cars and many entrances to the buildings. Craigslist job listings are not read there. There is one location where really senior folks must live. You can tell by the broken down Buicks in the yard and the many plastic drink cups with the stains of quarters. These invariably have baby blue signage as well and Brown bumper stickers on the Buick.
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The committee has concluded that this color bollocks has to be expected in a nation of booboisee. After all, where else does the ruling class take the color of the masses (red) and the masses settle for the color of their masters(blue)?
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