Word of the Day - boondoggle

boondoggle

noun
boon·dog·gle ˈbün-ˌdä-gəl
-ˌdȯ-
1 a braided cord worn by Boy Scouts as a neckerchief slide (see slide entry 2 sense 4b), hatband, or ornament
2 a wasteful or impractical project or activity often involving graft

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Bill creates bunches of boondoggles.
Such as those fancy full time goggles
Which switch from dark to clear with toggles.
Bill really enjoys when he hornswoggles.