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The Most Interesting Man Has Left the Building

The Most Interesting Man has been taken. Interesting!

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must tell you that The Most Interesting Man, as seen at the Westford Package Store, is missing and we fear kidnapped.

He was last seen wearing a black tuxedo and holding a Dos Equis beer asking all of his friends to "Stay thirsty!"

We are combing through surveillance video now trying to find the culprit. When found, he or she will face a life sentence of thirst and will not be allowed in the Westford Package Store for the rest of their natural life.

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We hope and pray for his safe return. If anyone has seen or heard from him please let us know. I have others, but none can take the place of the original Most Interesting Man. Goodbye my friend!

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