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Coming up on the calendar:
Captain While You Can Tailgate Tour
Car Show — Swift Pumpkins and Produce, LLC at Swift Pumpkins and Produce, LLC
Character Day — Swift Pumpkins and Produce, LLC at Swift Pumpkins and Produce, LLC
... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What do you call a belt that is made of watches? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A waist of time. (Thank you Martin L. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!