Star Trek XII - The Return of Kwame's Mom

Just when we thought we had heard the last of the Kilpatrick family, Kwame’s Mom, Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, has been impaneled to search for life on other planets.  Yes, you heard that right!  Evidently the goal of the hearings in Washington is to get the federal government to admit that aliens exist and that they have contacted humans. Perhaps a start in the investigation would be to review her son’s text messages!  Who knows what she might find!  On the other hand Cheeks Kilpatrick failed to recognize her son as a liar and perjurer so what skills does she possess to be able to recognize space aliens!  Maybe the goal of the panel should be to search for intelligent life in Washington, D.C. 

Now that’s something a lot of us would support!

Bill Kalmar