It's not Christmas YET!! Let's sing Turkey Carols!

 
 
 
I hate how Christmas begins in October. I hate going into a store and hearing Christmas carolsBEFORE Thanksgiving. I know I am not alone. As much as I love the holiday season- I really, really hate that it starts so damn early.

So in the spirit of Turkey Day- let me introduce you some Thanksgiving Day Carols...I am sure you can figure out the tunes on your own. Enjoy! 



HERE COMES THANKSGIVING

♫Here comes Thanksgiving

Here comes Thanksgiving

Long before Christmas Day

No jingle bells, no Christmas trees

No songs about a sleigh

We will eat and we will sleep

We’ll watch some football games

Cause it is almost Thanksgiving

And it’s long before Christmas Day!♫

A THANKSGIVING SONG

 ♫Tur-KEY roasting on an open fire,Gravy cooking on the stove.

Thanksgiving carols being sung by a fire,

Our eyes as big as Oreos.

Everybody knows some turkey and some cranberries

Help to make the season bright.

Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow  

Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know Thanks-GIHHHHVVV-ing’s on its way,

And that means lots of white and dark meat on a tray.

And every mother’s child is gonna try

To see if they can eat everything on the table and not die.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase

For kids from 1 to 92.Although it’s been said, many times, many ways,

Merry TurkeydayTooooooooooooooooooooo You.♫

THANKSGIVING

♫I’m dreaming of a Thanks-giving

Just like the ones I used to know.

Where the turkeys glisten

And children listen

To hear someone at the do’.

I’m dreaming of a Thanks-giving

With every mouthful that I bite.

May your days be merry and bright.

And may all your Thanksgivings-es be all right.♫

Here's hoping that you will be singing these LOUDLY the next time you are in a store that insists onChristmas carols too damn early.  Who knows, maybe it will catch on!