Roseville Man Wins Pioneer Press Sexy Accountant Contest

A Roseville man has won the male half of the St. Paul Pioneer Press 
Sexy Accountant Contest:

Our male winner, Charlie Metzig, 34, of Roseville, is a huntin', fishin', accountin' he-man, according to his wife, Brittany Metzig. She penned a poem that read in part:

"I do find him especially foxy, when he gets going on Sarbanes-Oxley.

"Want to have some real flirtation? Ask him about accelerated depreciation!

"You think a lawyer has seduction? But can he get me an itemized deduction?"

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Here is what Brittany Metzig, Charlie's wife, wrote in the nomination:

All the girls may ooh and ahh 
When he talks about GAAP and EBITDA, 
But I'm the one he chose for LIFO. 
Who needs average cost or FIFO? 
He shouldn't doubt he always has me. 
He meets MY standards, and the FASB's. 
I do find him especially foxy 
when he gets going on Sarbanes-Oxley. 
Want to have some real flirtation? 
Ask him about accelerated depreciation! 
You think a lawyer has seduction? 
But can he get me an itemized deduction? 
And if brains and looks weren't enough redemption 
He helped me with three personal exemptions . . . 
He may talk about ratios and present value factor 
but you won't find THIS hottie with a pocket protector! 
He loves to fish, hunt, and camp, he'd say 
Is that true for the rest of the AICPA? 
He spends a lot of time analyzing assets and debt 
But this man ain't afraid to break a sweat. 
He proved his true grit when he did the Tough Mudder. 
And did I mention, he has a hot CPA brother?

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Metzig is listed as an accountant at Boyum & Barenscheer PLLP in Bloomington.