Bunny Ranch Owner Plans Raiders'-Themed Brothel

Dennis Hof heard that the Raiders were coming to Las Vegas and immediately knew what he had to do. The owner of the famed Bunny Ranch plans to open Pirate's Booty Brothel in time for the team's expected arrival in 2020.

On Monday, the NFL approved the team's plans to move from Oakland.

"I've had a license for one more brothel but I've been waiting for the right opportunity," he told Patch. "And the Raiders are the perfect thing. We've had a long history with the team and it's the perfect match.

"We have the property and we're going to turn it into the world's first sports-themed brothel."

The Pirate's Booty Brothel will be in Crystal.

Hof tells Patch that he has one themed-brothel already - Alien Cathouse - which does very well.

"It's right on the fence-line with the missile base," he said. "People can dress up as Captain Kirk, have one of the women dress up as Princess Leia."

Hof says that the women at the new place will be dressed as Raider cheerleaders.

"Members of the Raider organization will always - as they do now - be given half-off discounts," he says. "If the Raiders win the Super Bowl, everyone who works for the team gets in free.

"Everyone loves incentives."

Photo courtesy Moonlite Bunny Ranch