Banana Republic Awards

We have the Emmy and Grammy awards to recognize the supposed best in film and song. We also have the Pinocchio Awards for politician “fibs” (politically correct euphemism for outright lies, distortions of truth, and logical fallacies, some based on senior moment gaffes). For those that rarely do tell the truth the Geppetto "truth-telling" award is given.

I now introduce the logical follow-on that identifies politicized entities and governmental organizations that contribute to eroding our grand experiment of being a Constitutional Republic; reducing it to that of a third-world Banana Republic.

The appropriate award of course is a banana with its slippery peel reminiscent of the “Slippery Slope” fallacy in which a person asserts that some event must inevitably follow from another without any rational argument or demonstrable mechanism for the inevitability of the event in question. My primary investigative source was “Deep Musa”.

1 Banana

Attorney General Jeff Sessions for recusing himself on anything Russian.

FISA Court for naively trusting DOJ & FBI in issuing surveillance warrant of Trump associates based on highly suspect source documents aka “Russian Dossier”.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein for signing off on bogus warrant

2 Bananas

HRC, DNC and RINO “Never-Trumpers” for bankrolling opposition research against Trump campaign.

British spy for working with Russians in producing outlandish dossier that no one with an ounce of common sense could ever believe. Exception being FISA Court.

FBI for paying said spy for soliciting bogus information.

Fusion GPS for developing in cohort with spy said dossier and trying to promote it to media.

3 Bananas

FBI and DOJ anti-Trump civil servants and appointees who are guilty of malfeasance in colluding with British Spy, Fusion GPS, Clinton campaign and national media to destroy Trump.

Yahoo News guilty of “circular reporting”, who were hooked, line and sinker by British Spy that dossier was realistic when in fact it was created by a single source.

4 Bananas

Former FBI Director Jim Comey for purposely blowing HRC email investigation (fix was in) and starting this whole Russian collusion-conspiracy nonsense.

Congressman Adam Schiff (D) for continued condescending hype about releasing Republican memo and delusions about suspected interference into never ending, mission creep Mueller investigation.

Former Obama era Intelligence officials who cry wolf about identifying sources and methods of intelligence discovery

Black Banana – when a banana gets cold it turns black like a witch’s heart and is of no use.

Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton for clandestine meeting to derail HRC FBI investigation.

Obama and appointed lieutenants and deep state operatives who knew about false accusation of Russian collusion.

National Media for their perpetual hysteria regarding Trump winning presidency and blatant character assassination.

Democratic Party legislators, minions and acolytes who Hate Trump more than they love America; and will do and say anything via fabricated resistance movement to obstruct Trump administration policies; with the goals of subversion and ultimately impeachment. What would you expect from a political party whose mascot is an ass?

#their careers are in government and they focus on seeking reelection and self-preservation