Mirsky: Strongest Candidates for President 2024-Tom Brady Edition

This is Exeter Attorney David H. Mirsky, reporting from the Front Lines of Presidential Election 2024, here in the State of the First in the Nation Primary, New Hampshire.

Here is my list of the Strongest candidates for President in 2024 at this moment. This list is not based on polling or conventional wisdom. This is just my view based on the positive and negative impressions made by the cast of characters that are out there at the moment.

Democrats.

1. Joe Biden, U.S. President. President Biden has a strong following in New Hampshire and is my favorite because he is a great President who always acts in the Public Interest. President Biden wants you to take all the available Coronavirus vaccines because he does not want you or anyone in your family to die of the Coronavirus. That would be a terrible and untimely death. Don’t listen to anyone trying to tell you not to take a Coronavirus vaccine because those people probably are (a) not a doctor; and (b) do not care whether you live or die. Joe Biden does care whether you live or die, he wants you to live; that makes him a good candidate for re-election in my book.

2. There are no other likely Democratic candidates for President in 2024, unless Joe Biden says he does not want to run for re-election. I seriously doubt he would do that, any more than I believe that Tom Brady would ever willingly retire from playing NFL football. However, because this is a list, I will give you some other names:

a. Hillary Clinton, 2016 Democratic candidate for President, former U.S. Secretary of State, former U.S. Senator from New York, former First Lady to two-term President Bill Clinton. If Hillary gets out there and campaigns for President like a real candidate, she could easily win it all. If Hillary rests on the inherent power of her position in Democratic politics, she could very well win, especially if the general election is a re-match with Donald Trump, who will be all tied in knots from defending lawsuits and cases in which he may or may not face potential criminal liability.

b. Gavin Newsom, Governor of California. I don’t know why, but his name is always out there, so I am repeating it here.

c. Vice President Kamala Harris. Many political insiders are trying to say that Kamala Harris isn’t popular enough to be elected on her own, but I think that just proves she is powerful and has a chance to be our next President. (Joe Biden could play a role in that if he wanted to).

Republicans

1. Ted Cruz, U.S. Senator from Texas. The last time he ran for President here in New Hampshire, he established that his favorite movie is “The Princess Bride”. If you believe that, you might also believe he could be our next President.

2. Former U.S. President Donald Trump. Of course Trump is not either a likely candidate or a likely winner of the Republican Nomination (because Chris Christie would beat him), but Trump must be on this list because he just won’t go away. Trump, by the way, is fully vaccinated, but does not want his followers to be vaccinated for some reason. CNN should ask him about this, but they won’t because his candidacy would bring CNN and all such “pure news” outlets more cash.

3. Chris Christie, former Governor of New Jersey. Chris Christie is the strongest Republican candidate, but I don’t list him as such because I am a Democrat and I don’t want to help him.

4. The Governor of Florida. I’m not sure what his name is. Google him.

So there you have it, the Strongest Candidates for President in 2024. Political consultants and volunteers, START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!