Health & Fitness
Gun Derangement Syndrome: 7 year old with a Poptart
7 Year Old Suspended for Gun-Shaped Breakfast Pastry...

Who would have thought that a kid would get in trouble with school officials for having a Poptart that is vaguely in the shape of a gun?
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Josh Welch, a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore, said he was trying to nibble his strawberry snack into a mountain.
But when his teacher saw what he had done, the boy says she got 'pretty mad' and he knew he was 'in big trouble.' Josh was suspended for two days."
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It is difficult to take the anti-gun people seriously when this type of stuff is going on...
I can hear the school resource officer now: 'OK kid, put the pastry down on the ground and keep your hands where I can see them'