NJ’s Unhealthiest Menu Item: Here's Where To Find It

NEW JERSEY — You might think that an over-the-top hoagie, stuffed pork roll or loaded boardwalk hot dog would serve as the Garden State's unhealthiest menu item. You'd be wrong.

According to the Eat This, Not That website, the state's most dietary despicable place is New Jersey’s own Tony Boloney’s, which touts the internet-famous Taco Taco Taco pizza among other interesting combination pies not for the faint of heart.

The chain has locations in Hoboken, Long Branch, Atlantic City and Jersey City, per its website. Eat This, Not That is a blog consisting of doctors, nutritionists, chefs, personal trainers and dietitians who post on food, nutrition, dieting, weight loss and other health topics.

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“When you want to load up on fat and carbs, Tony Boloney's can't be beat,” the website says. “Tread lightly around their signature pizzas, like the Taco, Taco, Taco, which is topped with actual tacos, or the Casino Carnival, which has ten types of meat.”

While the chain offers a not-so-subtly named “Heart Attack” pie (consisting of Buffalo chicken mac and cheese, smoked bacon and “the coolest ranch”), other artery-clogging pies listed on its website include:

• The Ruler: Sesame crust, spicy long hot and Calabrian vodka, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, ricotta, parmesan and basil. choose: chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or vegan fennel sausage. Can also be made vegan.
• Beer-Izza: Mexican beer steak, quesillo, radish, cilantro, jalapeno and guajillo lime soup.
• The Boloneze: Homemade seitan vegan ground beef, marinara, house smoked vegan mozzarella and parsley.
• Bless Yer Heart: Seitan vegan ground beef, marinara, house smoked vegan mozzarella and parsley.

This week, the pizza chain announced its latest creation, a blue and yellow “Ukraine Love” pie created for a limited time to support Ukraine. 100 percent of the proceeds from the product will go to help the people of Ukraine through World Central Kitchen, the restaurant wrote on Instagram. Read more: Ukraine Flag Pizza Selling In NJ, Proceeds Go To Charity

For vegan folks, the restaurant has an “OG Vegan” pie with marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, vegan mozzarella and fresh basil.

Not into pizza? Tony Boloney’s also offers a variety of subs, burritos, winds, salads and more. See the full menu here.

The chain has become infamous for its viral, larger-than-life pizza creations, most recently in 2020 with its “Tiger King”-themed pie. The chain also ships pies nationwide, according to its website. Read more: Hoboken Pizzeria Is Selling Tiger King-Themed Pie