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Arts & Entertainment

Nunsense

The Park Players and Trinity Theatrical Productions present Nunsense by Dan Goggins at the Presbyterian Church of West Caldwell – 31 Fairfield Ave. West Caldwell, NJ 07006 – May 13,14,20,21,22,27,28,29 @ 8pm – Tickets: Adults $20/ Students & Seniors $18- Call 201-941-6030 or 973-220-2896-

The situation: A catastrophe has befallen the Little Sisters of Hoboken! 52 Sisters have died of botulism induced by Sister Julia Child of God's vichyssoise! The Sister's fundraising efforts been mildly successful but they've only raised enough cash to bury 48 of the dead, and the remaining Sisters are sitting in the convent freezer and the Jersey Board of Health is threatening to shut down the convent! So they put on a benefit show to raise the cash to thaw and bury the remaining dead nuns. It's an enjoyable, hilarious, rollicking good time!

Visit our website at www.parkplayers.com or trinitytheatricalproductions.com

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