Let's Crucify the Guy Who Came up With Finals

If you don't have to take finals, there are only a couple ways I can think of in which you can experience the same pain:

1.  Stand in line to buy a slice of pizza. Watch the guy get in front of you get the huge slice that you wanted.

2. Enroll in Hogwarts. Become a part of Hufflepuff.

3. Have Waka Flocka write your English paper.

4.  Step on a lego, barefoot.

5. Get a liberal arts degree. Work at Starbucks.

6. Become an electrician. Work in an Amish community

In all honesty, though, summer is so close. Who had the brilliant idea of making up a test so that you would be tortured even longer when the sun is out and the beach is welcoming?