The Types of People Everyone Hates

You know those obnoxious people at the gym? The guys who grunt really loudly when lifting a bar. Or better yet, the guy who won’t even lift a bar till they've got the attention of everyone in the room. Even though he knows that every person in the room is staring at him wondering how many times they could punch him in the face without him retaliating. You know the girl who never gets off the treadmill? Even after running 10 miles with the treadmill soaking wet, she continues on like she’s training for Sparta. I hate those people.

I'm like the opposite of that. I kind of just walk around the gym and lift a couple barbells, run a mile. After this, I think to myself how much better it would be to go home and eat cheese balls while watching Psych. Whatever, you only live one life right?

Anyways, while I'm watching Psych, I always somehow turn on Cribs. (Cribs is a show featuring celebrity homes.) Well, whenever I turn on cribs it makes me feel like a loser. You know?

In the words of a great comedian whose name I can't remember, "God I am such a loser.  I will never own a pretty pink helicopter and have to fight over what color to paint the stripes."

At least you have Jersey Shore to make you feel better, right? It must be so hard to have to spend your summers in a beach house being idolized by hair-gel nation and getting paid to do it.  Only God can imagine the trouble they must have to go through to live in a beach house and have to go to the club every night of the summer.

Look at the bright side though, no matter how much your hated; at least you’re not as hated as the obnoxious guys at the gym; the tormented celebrity unable to decide how to paint her helicopter; or the "guido" who complains about living the hard knock life in a beach house.