Talk Like a Pirate Day at Krispy Kreme

Yarr, all ye lusty wenches and Long John Silvers, today be National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

If it be golden treasure ye seek, then look no further than yon Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, where all ye scurvy seadogs may a free glazed doughnut claim simply for speaking as befits a buccaneer.

If one be not enough to slake the ravenous roil of thy appetite, then a dozen free doughnuts ye may seek simply by dressing in a manner befitting a pirate. Stow thy cutlass and pistol belowdecks, however—no weapons allowed on shore leave.

May the wind fill thy sails! This offer be good until 10 p.m. Wednesday—and then it shall vanish into the mists for another year...