Weekend Events: Comedian Jim Breuer, St. Paddy's Events in Heights

When/Where: Sunday, March 13 from 5 p.m. at the Corpus Christi School, 215 Kipp Ave. Hasbrouck Heights.
Why Go: Dinner includes corned beef, hot dogs, desserts, coffee and soda. There will also be drawings and a tricky tray.
Price: $12 for adults, $6 for children 10 and under

 
When/Where: Sunday, March 13 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Maria's Kitchen, Boulevard, Hasbrouck Heights 
Why Go: Great food and proceeds benefit the scholarships to graduating seniors of Hasbrouck Heights High School.
Price: $15 per person.

Jim Breuer at Banana's Comedy Club
When/Where: Friday, March 11 at 8 and 10:30 p.m. and Saturday, March 12
at 7:30 and 10:30 p.m. at Banana's Comedy Club, 283 Route 17 South, Hasbrouck Heights
Why Go: Rare local opportunity to see one of the hottest comics of today.
Price: Tickets cost $40

Bergen County St. Patrick's Day Parade
Where/When: Sunday, March 13 at 2 p.m.; Parade begins at the National Guard Armory, Washington Avenue, Teaneck and proceeds north up Washington Avenue into Main Street in Bergenfield.
Why Go: Bagpipes and marching bands!

Where/When: All American Ford, 520 River St., Hackensack; 1-3 p.m. Saturday, March 12
Why Go: Meet and get a free autograph with Kurt Pelligrino, the american mixed martial artist. He is currently competing in the lightweight division of the UFC.
Pricing: Free

FLOW Follies
When/Where: Thursday, March 10 at 7:30 p.m. in the Ramapo High School auditorium in Franklin Lakes. Additional performances will be held March 11-13.
Why Go: The annual variety show, "There's No Business Like FLOW Business," is  written and performed by volunteer parents and educators to raise money for 50 scholarships -- 25 for Indian Hills High School seniors and 25 for Ramapo seniors. Since its inception 25 years ago, FLOW Follies has raised about $405,000 in scholarships for the Ramapo-Indian Hills Community.
Price: $15 for adults and $8 for students and senior citizens. Tickets may be purchased at the door. For advanced ticket sales, contact Cathy Hommes at flowfolliestreasurer@gmail.com.

Where/When: , 555 S Broad St., Glen Rock; 8-10 p.m. Friday and Saturday
Why Go: This is a musical look at the courage it takes to follow your dreams. Tick, Tick... Boom! is Jonathan Larson's autobiographical tale of a young composer on the brink of turning 30 and falling into oblivion. His girlfriend wants to get married and move out of the city (Tick,), his best friend is making big bucks on Madison Avenue (Tick...), yet Jon is still waiting on tables and trying to write the great American musical (Boom!). Show contains 14 songs, 10 characters, three actors, and a band.
Pricing: Adult $25, student/senior $22

Where/When: , 300 Bergen Town Center, Paramus; 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday
Why Go: Have you ever wondered what is in the water you are drinking? Come and listen to Whole Foods Market Healthy Eating Specialist, Holly Shelowitz, speak on a panel of New Jersey drinking water experts to help decipher between myth and fact of the tap versus bottled water debate. They will also cover the conservation of water in our environment and why certain water can be harmful to your health. Also, taste test different samples of Whole Foods Market's bottled water to determine whether you can tell the difference between glass and plastic.