Crime & Safety
Artie Lange's Demolished Nose And NJ Drug Horror
UPDATE: The New Jersey comedian has gone on social media and spoken on video about his mangled nose as his drug horror continues.

The former co-host of the Howard Stern Show and New Jersey native says he wants to get better. But Artie Lange says he's still struggling – and his recent appearance in court has drawn fears that his descent into drugs is getting worse.
Lange, a Hoboken resident, appeared in state Superior Court in Newark for a probation violation on Friday, according to nj.com, and avoided jail time even though he admitted that he had drugs in his system. Since then, Lange has actually made some appearances and has made light of his facial troubles on social media.
Indeed, Lange has felt compelled to talk about his mangled, caved-in nose that shocked many of his fans when they saw it on video. He said it's from years of snorting heroin and cocaine, and he even accidentally snorted glass once as he tried to ingest opiates, an incident he talked about in his memoir.
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My nose looks like it got hit w 32 yrs of gambling drugs booze strippers Whores. Good women Bad women Loved ones dying. Loved ones leaving stand up Comedy The road Movies TV radio books /dreams coming true. Dreams not /anger jails rehabs mental wards detoxes cigarettes & fun. 143 pic.twitter.com/aR3IgPBofG
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 17, 2018
Here is what happened around the time he did a show in New York once the news about his nose broke:
5 minutes into the ride home with @artiequitter and we already got pulled over by cops. It’s in his pheromones pic.twitter.com/smGyOSx9jF
— Alli Breen (@allibreen) December 22, 2018
During the recent court hearing hearing, Judge Nancy Sivilli directed Lange’s attorney to make an application to drug court, according to nj.com. If Lange is not accepted into the program, he will go to jail. During the hearing, Lange said about cocaine: "It’s in my system and it shouldn’t be."
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Lange has not offered any additional public comment on the matter since he went on sort of a Twiter rant last week:
Pray for me. So no lies. I have 10 days clean. I am not stupid. I know I got help from ppl who came to court w me who did so cause of my celebrity. And from an amazing Lawyer Frank Arleo who I can afford. Others aren’t as lucky. My charity fund is still a go. I won’t abandon u-
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 14, 2018
It should’ve left my system. But a higher power wouldn’t let. E get away with that. I’m a bad addict. I had to see if I could get high. It was awful. If ur on Suboxen don’t try it. So they are making me apply for a very strict rehab type program called Drug Court...
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 14, 2018
Hopefully I survive to help others. And to my angel Ali and my amazing amazing wonderful sister thx for saving my life again. It’s u mom and me sis. We are still here. Can’t keep the Langes down! Ok guys. Talk soon. It’s Artie. I ain’t goin nowhere. Peace. Love u all!!
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 14, 2018
During the summer, an Essex County assistant prosecutor said Lange may be his “own worst enemy” after avoiding inpatient drug treatment following his heroin possession arrest last year.
In June, the Essex County Prosecutor’s Office announced that Superior Court Judge Nancy Sivilli placed Lange, 50, on probation for four years and ordered him into outpatient drug treatment. Lange will also face mandatory drug screening, fines and 50 hours of community service.
If Lange were to fail to live up to the terms of the probation, he could be incarcerated for five years, prosecutors said.
The comedian, known for his appearances on The Howard Stern Show and Mad TV, pleaded guilty to possessing 81 decks of heroin in December of 2017. His plea agreement called for a probationary term and drug treatment, prosecutors said.
Assistant Prosecutor Tony Gutierrez had urged Sivilli to force Lange into a residential treatment program, noting that during the plea, the comedian indicated he was going to residential treatment in Georgia but allegedly never did.
“This defendant is his own worst enemy,” Gutierrez said of Lange. “He is not doing the right thing to help himself. He needs court-mandated drug treatment for 18 months to two years, not outpatient treatment.”
Sivilli ordered Lange to enroll in an outpatient rehab program after the comedian said he preferred to be able to work, but in November, he relapsed, according to nj.com. Lange checked into "Retreat" in Pennsylvania even as he performed at shows in New Brunswick and Cherry Hill. Later, after leaving rehab for good, he announced that he was clean.
- See related article: The Addiction Industry: NJ Scientist Says Opioid Treatment Needs To Change
- See related article: Wife Blames Drugs For Husband's Death At Prison In Essex County
Lange has been candid about the plea deal and his ongoing struggles with addiction on Twitter, posting several updates about the case over the past week:
- June 1 - “On way to my sentencing court date. This is as good as I’m gonna look! I honestly don’t know what’s gonna happen. I’ve been a good boy and juggled work w recovery. I’ve been my moms only source of income for 30 years... OK. I know. Wahhhh! Ur right. We all got sob stories.”
- June 1 – “To tell the truth the judge has been really fair and patient. The attorneys for the state have been great as well. And my attorney Frank Arleo has been outstanding. I’m the only scumbag in the group. I’m hoping for the best. But whatever the judge says I will do it like a man.”
- June 2 – “The judge was very fair! But 4 years probation is a long time. I am gonna try my best. If I end up in jail for years let my life be a lesson to you kids battling heroin. I had everything! And more. I traded it for powder. Don’t make that mistake. Ur better than that. And I love u!”
- June 2 – “Also the prosecutor Tony is a good man. I truly feel he wants the best for me. He was doing his job. His words were heard! Loud and clear. I thank him as well as my lawyer Frank Arleo. Two good men and a woman on the bench who commands respect! She has mine. Stay tuned guys. Peace!”
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On way to my sentencing court date. This is as good as I’m gonna look! I honestly don’t know what’s gonna happen. I’ve been a good boy and juggled work w recovery. Ive been my moms only source of income for 30 years... ok. I know. Wahhhh! Ur right. We all got sob stories... pic.twitter.com/7wP7c12YOd
— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) June 1, 2018
With reporting by Eric Kiefer
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