'Purple Drain': Princeton Names Winners In Adopt-A-Drain Naming Contest

PRINCETON, NJ — Got a soft spot for a good pun? Princeton's storm drains just got a whole lot more entertaining.

The Municipality has announced the winners of its first-ever Adopt-a-Drain Naming Competition, and residents did not disappoint. Topping the "Funny and Punny" category: "Insane in the Mem-Drain." Also in the running for cleverest name in town — "Lord of the Drains," "Purple Drain," and "The Happy Drain of Dodds Lane."

The naming contest caps off one year of Princeton's Adopt-a-Drain program, which launched in August 2025 and invites residents to "adopt" one of the town's more than 3,500 storm drains and keep it clear of debris. So far, 251 drains have found a sponsor.

"Since we launched the program in August, we've seen tremendous community support and engagement, with more than 200 storm drains adopted and creatively named," Mayor Mark Freda said. "Each adopted drain helps reduce the risk of debris buildup and polluted stormwater entering our local waterways, while supporting broader efforts to manage stormwater and prevent localized flooding."

To celebrate the milestone, the Municipality opened the naming competition in July, letting residents vote online or in person at Community Night Out for their favorite drain names across five categories. Here's the full list of winners:

• Funny and Punny: "Insane in the Mem-Drain"
• Mythology, Mystery, and the Arts: "Lord of the Drains"
• Nature and Places: "The Happy Drain of Dodds Lane"
• People and Music: "Purple Drain"
• Other, Creative: "November Drain"

Behind the laughs is a serious purpose, town officials say. "We're grateful to the residents who have taken the time to provide a service for the community. It really does make a difference," said Deanna Stockton, deputy administrator of infrastructure and operations. "Keeping storm drains clear helps prevent blockages before they become a problem, reducing the risk of roadway flooding and improving safety for everyone."

Still haven't claimed your neighborhood drain? There's room for more punny greatness — residents can sign up to adopt (and name) a storm drain on the Adopt-a-Drain webpage. New participants get a welcome kit for safely disposing of drain debris.

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