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Make time for Talk to the Social Work Intern on the River Vale Patch calendar

Thursday August 27th Patch AM (Patch graphic)

Hi there, River Vale! We've got your morning read ready! Read on to stay connected. ☕️️

Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 82 and low of 67 degrees.
  • Friday: Humid with a thunderstorm, temps: high: 81, low: 65.
  • Saturday: Clouds and sun; less humid, with a high of 81 and low of 63 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

    Thursday August 27
  • WMS Locker Day
    Waldwick School District 155 Summit Avenue, Waldwick, NJ 07463
    8:30 am
  • Talk to the Social Work Intern
    Bergenfield Library Bergenfield - Conference Room (2nd Floor)
    10:00 am
  • Virtual Author Talk: Lucy Foley
    Bergenfield Library Bergenfield Public Library
    2:00 pm
  • Read to a Dog
    Cresskill Public Library Cresskill - Program Room,
    4:00 pm
  • Hidden on Closter Mountain: A 19th-Century Freedman Community on th
    Palisades Interstate Park Commission Fort Lee Historic Park, , Hu
    7:00 pm
  • Planning Board
    Borough of Closter Closter, NJ 07624
    7:30 pm
  • Movies in the Park TBD →
    Westwood, NJ Calendar, Broadway and Third Avenue, Westwood
    8:00 pm
  • Friday August 28
  • Rec Program
    River Edge Public Library Large Meeting Room
    11:00 am
  • Bloom Empowerment
    Bergenfield Library Bergenfield - Friends Meeting Room (Lower Level), Bergenfield Pub
    12:00 pm
  • Sixty Miles Down →
    Dingbatz, 620 Van Houten Ave, Clifton
    7:00 pm
  • Monday August 31
  • Wellness Workshop for Kids
    Closter Public Library Kids and Teens Programs 280 High Street, Closter, NJ 07624
    3:00 pm
  • Chair Yoga & Meditation
    Bergenfield Library Bergenfield - Friends Meeting Room (Lower Level), Bergenfield Pub
    6:00 pm

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!)
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