Popular Christmas Tradition Could Give You Lice

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except for the louse;

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Lice Lifters Solution soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug on their beds;
While tons of lice danced in their heads.

And mamma burned her 'kerchief, and I burned my cap;
Had thought Pesticides settled the lice for a long winter's nap.

When I heard my kids arise with such a clatter;
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to their rooms I flew like a flash;
Only to see my children itching with a rash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow;
Gave a luster of the next day I would know.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear;
But a vision of Lice Lifters Treatment Center that is near.

Now dash away Nix and Dash away Rid;
You did not work treating my kid.

To the top of our heads! To the top of the wall!
Lice Lifters is the best treatment for all!