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Pun of the Day #13: You Water Not Drink That!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #13

What can you say about salamander soup?

It's newtricious!


David R. Yale is the author of Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays.
© 2011 by David R. Yale

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