The director of manufacturing sent a memo to the engineering department asking them to change the specifications on some new products to eliminate production problems. But engineering refused. The director stormed into the chief engineer's office and said:
"What's this?? I don't get no re-specked?!"
From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside. © 2011 by David R. Yale