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Pun of the Day #25: Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow

Description: Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #25

What's the difference between a rancorous divorce and a person with an out-of-style haircut?

Nothing! They both parted on the wrong side!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale

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