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Pun of the Day #30: Saved by the Poet Tree!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #30

During the wars in ancient Greece, when the City was attacked, the young woman jumped into a huge pottery vessel. Undetected by the soldiers, she was the only one to survive the invasion. She said ever afterwards that her life was owed to a Grecian urn!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale

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