Pun of the Day #34: She Needs Ten Little Insects -- Then She'll Have Ten-ants!

The boarding house had fallen on hard times, and everyone in town was afraid that if it didn't get some new boarders soon, Old Mrs. Smithers would have to close it. So they were all excited when word went around that a new tenant had shown up. But alas, it was an unfounded roomer!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale