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Pun of the Day #38: No Hemming and Hawing About It!
Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #38
The seamstress, captured by an invading army, knew that the ruthless king was very fond of gathered curtains, but nobody in his kingdom knew how to make them. What did she do when she was brought before him?
She pleated for mercy!
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From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale