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Pun of the Day #41: You Water Call a Journalist!
Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #41

When the climate changed, and the river dried up, the city wasn't a harbor anymore. Why did they call the media for help?
Because they needed re-porters!
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From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale